– 2 bags of brocolii,
– a few pieces of colby jack cheese
– a bug of sugar, it burst open a year ago, but i taped it shut so everything is cool
– some mushrooms (which will expire soon)
– a bottle of gato neagro champagne
(intended for a cyber party)
– some tomato sause
– some butter
– some salad dressing about to expire
– some terioki sause as well as SOY sause
– a bunch of pineaple in a bowl that I put there because i didn’t want to eat it at the time and i thought i was being a good citizen by saving it for later even though i have not eaten it yet
ALSO, THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN MY FREEZER,
HOWEVER, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO TALKS ABOUT ALL THE SHIT IN THEIR FREEZER IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION ABOUT FOOD IN REFRIGERATORS. THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL AT ALL. FUCK ALL YOU FUCK HEADS WHO TALK ABOUT FREEZER BULLSHIT. FUCK IT ALL TO HELL AND BEYOND.
Illocutions 
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WITHIN MY (DANUAL THE MANUAL’S) REFRIGERATOR:
– 2 bags of brocolii,
– a few pieces of colby jack cheese
– a bug of sugar, it burst open a year ago, but i taped it shut so everything is cool
– some mushrooms (which will expire soon)
– a bottle of gato neagro champagne
(intended for a cyber party)
– some tomato sause
– some butter
– some salad dressing about to expire
– some terioki sause as well as SOY sause
– a bunch of pineaple in a bowl that I put there because i didn’t want to eat it at the time and i thought i was being a good citizen by saving it for later even though i have not eaten it yet
ALSO, THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN MY FREEZER,
HOWEVER, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO TALKS ABOUT ALL THE SHIT IN THEIR FREEZER IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION ABOUT FOOD IN REFRIGERATORS. THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL AT ALL. FUCK ALL YOU FUCK HEADS WHO TALK ABOUT FREEZER BULLSHIT. FUCK IT ALL TO HELL AND BEYOND.
-Daniel Hathaway
Thank you daniel for this information!